SEINFELD TRIVIA

THIS TRIVIA NIGHT IS REAL. AND IT’S SPECTACULAR.

The Yankees gave Trivia Mafia three months’ pay for making “Seinfeld” trivia, and we’ve really used those three months. We watched “Seinfeld” from beginning to end — in that order. We invented Frivia (Frisbee Trivia, TRIVIA with a FRISBEE). We tasted the fruits and let the juices drip down our chins. And now we proclaim this THE SUMMER OF TRIVIA!

So put on your best puffy shirt and practice your Elaine dance moves, because we’ve scoured the J. Peterman catalog for the most sponge-worthy “Seinfeld” questions imaginable. Just make sure that, whatever you do, don’t ask your host where your free bread is.

I GOT A LOT OF RULES FOR YOU PEOPLE AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT IT

• Trivia starts promptly on time, so make sure to get to your location a bit early and show the other teams your interpretations of “These pretzels are making me thirsty.”

• Teams are limited to six — so you and five of your closest close-talking friends.

• All of our locations use the Trivia Mafia App for running theme nights, so bring a charged phone fully-charged phone or you may find yourselves out of The Contest early.

• The same questions will run at all locations, so when you play “Seinfeld” Trivia, just take one dip and end it. No double-dipping. 

• Use your noodle, not your Google. All cheaters will see their scores shrink like a frightened turtle. And you can stuff your sorrys in a sack, mister!